Tumblr has officially ruined my social life. At first it was like
“OOH It’s some sexy man.”
And then.
“There’s that sexy man again, I’m going to fangirl a little because he’s very cute.”
And then.
“Woah there, there’s a whole fandom on these people, I’m going to join it and post all about it!”
And then…
“Oh wow, there’s other fandoms in the world, lets post all about them, too!”
And then..
“Oh, all my friends have left me, is that because they can’t handle my awesomeness?”
No, it’s because I have no social life. Only tumblr. :’)
Normal heart rate:
Thinking about my OTP:
❒ single ❒ taken ✔ in love with a fictional character.
Brother just caught me fangirling:
Me: OHMYGOD!
Brother: What what's wrong?!
Me: *let's out high pitched squeal*
Brother: Why are you crying?!
Me: omgomgomg
Brother: ..... ARE YOU DYING OR SOMETHING?
Me: No! I'm fangirling...
Brother: You're what?
Different stages of fingerling ( or boying :3)
- OMG he’s pretty
- What’s his name I need to do some research
- watching movies/Tv shows/interviews/photoshootsHE DOES INCREDIBLE THINGS TO ME
- I need to know everything about his life
- I LOVE HIM SO MUHUHUHCH
- … okay so his perfection is annoying now
- HOW DARE YOU BEING SO PERFECT
- AND SEXUALLY FRUSTRATING
- OH GOD I HATE YOU
- GO AWAY
- JUST GO
- LIFERUINER
- I HATE YOU
- … NO I LOVE YOU COME BACK
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
